Posted on Thursday, 26 January 2012

Pick up lines for Metalheads…


  • I wanna do you fast like a Megadeth riff
  • Baby I’ll make you scream like a Dimebag solo
  • Let me suck those sex pistols
  • If you think it’s little then you’ve got another thing coming
  • You remind me of an angel…Can I go south of heaven
  • I want you to ride my crazy train til I bark at the moon

(Source: Slaygadeth)

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  18. mystiquemoons reblogged this from laybesideme and added:
    I fucking love this.
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    sandman hahahha oh god
  21. rustincountdowntoyouthanasia reblogged this from tortured-and-twisted and added:
    omfg. Rock you like a hurricane would be enough but omg. Or I’ll
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    dear future boyfriend: if you use the ‘ride my crazy train’ pickup line i am yours forever
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  28. smellofanarchy reblogged this from 0ldschoolhollywood and added:
    what about “hey baby, want me to ride your lightning?”
  29. hydrogentimespi reblogged this from cufktishsips and added:
    Yeah, because Sex Pistols was TOTALLY a metal band.
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